Segura a Onda (2000)

1 - Atlanta

Larry viaja à Atlanta para participar da festa de aniversário de um importante empresário.

1 - The Five-Foot Fence

A discovery in Larrys backyard threatens to derail his latest creative venture, while a clumsy mishap threatens the future of his latest romance. Albert Brooks hosts an unprecedented event, and Leon makes arrangements for an upcoming trip.

1 - Happy New Year

Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.

1 - Foisted!

Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeffs barber and gets into hot water over a new project.

1 - The Divorce

Larry learns his lawyer isnt kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.

1 - Funkhouser;s Crazy Sister

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you cant make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

1 - The Larry David Sandwich

As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if theres more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but its not entirely to his liking.

1 - Mel;s Offer

After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larrys singing that he asks Larry to be the star of his broadway show.

1 - Chet;s Shirt

While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husbands shirt. Larry then goes to the department store the next day to buy it. Meanwhile, Jeff talks Larry into investing in a trendy new celebrity restaurant. Larry also gets into trouble when he throws away some trash in a random garbage can.

1 - The Car Salesman

Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television stars agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.

1 - The Pants Tent

An innocent bunch-up in Larrys trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.

2 - The Lawn Jockey

Ainda em Atlanta, Larry se vê preso em uma casa alugada com uma decoração de jardim questionável.

2 - Angel Muffin

Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larrys detective skills.

2 - Side Sitting

Larrys lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.

2 - The Pickle Gambit

Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a friends nephew.

2 - The Safe House

Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewiss relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test. Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.

2 - Vehicular Fellatio

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

2 - The Anonymous Donor

Its moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larrys prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larrys irked at Ted Dansons anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.

2 - The Bowtie

Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

2 - Ben;s Birthday Party

Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing Happy Birthday to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

2 - The Benadryl Brownie

Thanks to Larrys miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week before theyre supposed to go to the Emmy Awards. A practicing Christian Scientist, she doesnt take any medicine, so Richard and Larry devise a scheme to cook up some brownies laced with medicine. Like all things Larry does, the plan backfires.

2 - Thor

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeffs concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

2 - Ted and Mary

Larry and Cheryls fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larrys shoes missing.

3 - Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug

A melhora no jogo de golfe de Larry causa problemas com um ator aclamado. Freddy ajuda seus vizinhos em uma questão delicada.

3 - The Mini Bar

After enlisting Cheryls help in a last-ditch effort, Larry has an idea that could save his latest project.

3 - Artificial Fruit

Larry gets the chance to clear the air with Alice and goes to extreme lengths for a lunch with Richard.

3 - A Disturbance in the Kitchen

Larry turns to a writer for advice. Searching for Susies missing “little sister,” he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop.

3 - Palestinian Chicken

A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larrys approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.

3 - The Reunion

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

3 - The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial

Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mothers memorial are stolen; Larry complains about sample abusers in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

3 - The Christ Nail

A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-laws fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

3 - The Blind Date

Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.

3 - Club Soda and Salt

Larry, Jeff, and Ted scramble to find a chef for the new restaurant, but Larry doesnt like Teds recommendation. While trying to find a replacement, Larry learns a few things - Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing friend, people wont take a wedding gift after a year, and that club soda and salt will get stains out of anything.

3 - Trick or Treat

Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the trick side of Halloween. He also alienates Cheryls screenwriter friend Cliff and a Jewish neighbor AND spoils his romantic anniversary gift when Jeff arrives to play a round of golf.

3 - Porno Gil

Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.

4 - Disgruntled

Um bilhete no vestiário masculino gera controvérsia em Oceanview. O conselheiro de casais de Larry e Irma ultrapassa os limites profissionais.

4 - The Watermelon

Larry hangs out with Woody Harrelson and cashes in on Susies favor.

4 - You;re Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey

Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.

4 - Running with the Bulls

Larrys therapist accuses him of overstepping. Susie grows suspicious of Jeff. Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.

4 - The Smiley Face

Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.

4 - The Hot Towel

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Marys anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larrys doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

4 - The Lefty Call

Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls lefty; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryls environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

4 - Kamikaze Bingo

Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

4 - The Weatherman

Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.

4 - The Nanny from Hell

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a nanny from hell whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a penis faux pas after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartletts Quotations.

4 - The Shrimp Incident

Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food.

4 - The Bracelet

Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.

5 - Fish Stuck

After an incident at temple, Larry asks friends to vouch for his character – while also trying to help name a baby and worrying about a fish.

5 - Insufficient Praise

Marty Funkhausers brother sends Larry an unusual gift; and an actor friend of the Greens is dissatisfied with Larrys praise of his performance.

5 - Thank You for Your Service

Larry commits a faux pas with Sammis fiancé, and tries to start over with his mail carrier and golf club security guard.

5 - Vow of Silence

Larrys evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dogs last meal; and Larry points out personal flaws in the buffet line and in parking lots.

5 - Denise Handicap

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone elses disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie ODonnell can beat him up.

5 - The Freak Book

Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.

5 - Lewis Needs a Kidney

When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who gets to give up their organ.

5 - The 5 Wood

A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larrys working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation with a dog.

5 - The Terrorist Attack

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larrys friends. Meanwhile, Larry cant help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

5 - The Thong

Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.

5 - Interior Decorator

Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

6 - The Gettysburg Address

Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.

6 - Man Fights Tiny Woman

Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constructive criticism to his chiropractor.

6 - The Surprise Party

When Susie plans a surprise party for Jeff, Larry suspects she has ulterior motives, and enlists the help of his new friend Wally to ensure things dont go awry. Larry connects with a problematic inventor to develop an innovative new product. Dr. Andrew Rusty Holzer, portrayed by Greg Germann, adopts the nickname Rusty, a choice Larry openly opposes, echoing his disdain for the new waiting room decor and receptionist misinterpretation. Rusty highlights the necessity of professional supervision for the surprise party, especially during Chris Martins performance, to ensure Jeffs safety. Larrys suspicions extend to Rustys motives and Susies intentions, prompting him to devise a subtle plan involving Rusty. Despite logistical challenges, Rustys unfortunate encounter with Susie at the party leads to a distressing outcome.

6 - The Accidental Text on Purpose

Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhousers new girlfriend.

6 - The Hero

Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeffs courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.

6 - The Bare Midriff

When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larrys latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

6 - The Rat Dog

A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.

6 - The Smoking Jacket

His fathers smoking jacket and bathroom contamination cause grief for Larry.

6 - The Car Pool Lane

To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.

6 - The Special Section

Larrys mother dies while hes shooting a film in New York City, but he doesnt find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once hes past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mothers body at the cemetery.

6 - The Acupuncturist

Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies.

6 - The Wire

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; hes been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larrys house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyers wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

7 - The Dream Scheme

An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff and Freddy both use Larrys tactics to get out of unwanted obligations of their own.

7 - Irma Kostroski

Before Election Day, Larry gets involved in local politics while mediating a conflict on his set.

7 - The Ugly Section

Larry attempts to capitalize on a friends unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant. Later, Larry offers his dermatologists son a job and Richard has a suspiciously good day on the golf course.

7 - Namaste

Larry angers a hot-yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.

7 - The Bi-Sexual

Larry competes with Rosie ODonnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an LA acquaintance.

7 - The Black Swan

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

7 - The Seder

Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.

7 - The Surrogate

Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.

7 - The Corpse-Sniffing Dog

Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife? Meanwhile, Jeffs return home is ruined by his allergy to the familys corpse-sniffing German Shepherd—but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agents welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.

7 - The Doll

At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeffs daughters doll.

7 - AAMCO

Novas confusões acontencem quando Larry decide comprar um presente para o chá de bebê de uma mãe de aluguel, e também quando se submete a uma avaliação física.

8 - The Colostomy Bag

When Richard enlists Larrys help to buy a vintage car, his careless behavior leads to an unwanted outcome. Jeff secretly schemes to give Larry power of attorney.

8 - What Have I Done?

Larry does damage control to remain in Irmas good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.

8 - Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry

A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryls sisters house, helps Leon grow a new business and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richards girlfriend.

8 - Never Wait for Seconds!

Bridget asks Larry for a favor on behalf of her son. Larry earns unexpected gratitude in a buffet line, and realizes that tips are better than favors.

8 - Car Periscope

Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larrys training schedule.

8 - Officer Krupke

Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

8 - The Ski Lift

Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings. tv.com

8 - Wandering Bear

The purschasing of a video endangers Larrys relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susies best friend. Cheryl gets medical advice from an unorthodox source.

8 - Krazee-Eyez Killa

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wandas boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeffs wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

8 - Shaq

Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille ONeal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.

8 - Beloved Aunt

When Cheryls aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places beloved c*nt instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

9 - Ken/Kendra

A misunderstanding with Cheryls masseuse threatens Larrys image. Then, public perception of Larry sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID.

9 - Igor, Gregor, & Timor

Larry does the right thing (and regrets it) while seizing an unprecedented opportunity to avoid Irma. Jeff seeks out a pricey peace offering for Susie.

9 - Beep Panic

Mocha Joe goes to war with his new competitor. Larry takes pity on a waitress and creates friction at the BMW dealership. Richard takes a career-defining role.

9 - The Shucker

Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; Jeff and Larry pitch a new creative venture; Susie gets turned on by a surprising source.

9 - Mister Softee

An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.

9 - The Table Read

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhousers sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunions table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards concerns over his Groats Disease diagnosis.

9 - The Korean Bookie

Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeffs missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.

9 - The Survivor

Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.

9 - Mary, Joseph and Larry

Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryls family after ruining their nativity scene.

9 - The Baptism

Larry cant believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryls sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accused Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, and Larry accuses several passengers of stealing his airline tickets.

9 - Affirmative Action

Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richards friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryls prescription note.

10 - No Lessons Learned

Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richards love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.

10 - The Mormon Advantage

Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.

10 - The Spite Store

Larry runs into a familiar face, causes a rift between expectant parents and seeks a second opinion on his knee injury. His reaction to emergency sirens spells disaster.

10 - Fatwa!

Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with work associates and hosts a pair of ungrateful house guests.

10 - Larry vs. Michael J. Fox

Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeths son.

10 - Seinfeld

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lots coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

10 - The End

Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

10 - Opening Night

The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in The Producers.

10 - The Grand Opening

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

10 - The Massage

Cheryls psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

10 - The Group

Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in The Vagina Monologues when one of the actresses is sick.

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